AMITY ISLAND Welcomes You! 50th Annual Regatta, July 4-10

I was watching Jaws (my favorite movie) the other day and was reminded that the 4th of July factored into the plot in a rather significant way. That said, I figured it would be funny to post a couple stills from the movie to honor of America's birthday.

"That's not funny, that's not funny at all!"

O'er the land of the free and the home of a pessimist

I just got back from buying an American flag to replace the one I bought last year, which is already faded.

There were three different sized flags to choose from. I'm obviously not good at math, but with only three available you'd think I'd have a pretty good shot at picking the correct size.

Yet somehow, I can't get help thinking that the chance I bought the right size is almost nonexistent.

Junk food that's supposed to taste like other junk food?

Wow. I don't know what to say other than "this product confuses me."